In the modern Internet, a whole field of memes — sociology — has appeared, which generalizes and gives accurate characteristics to large groups of people based on their appearance, lifestyle and mental attitudes. The most popular meme — term has become “skuf”, that is, a man 30+ years old, who looks older than his age, is untidy, likes to drink, get stuck in TV or video games, is conservative in political and life views, works in a low-paid position. And, usually, has a wife and children. Today we will talk about the wives of skuf men or, as they are called on the Internet, skufina, informs Ukr.Media.
In the days of my beardless youth, such women were called “aunts” or “grandmothers,” but times change, and therefore, the linguistic forms of expressing a particular social phenomenon also change.
So who is this skufinya in the eyes of today's youth?
Appearance of the scuffin
The Skuf woman does not meet the generally accepted canons of beauty, but tries very hard to reach them. Improper nutrition and a variety of mayonnaise in the diet inevitably led to the appearance of a belly and folds on the sides of the abdomen. The Skuf woman is plump and rosy-cheeked.
She tries to compensate for the shortcomings in her body composition through tertiary sexual characteristics. Namely:
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Inadequate length of nail extensions, wild shapes and eye-catching colors.
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Inadequate length of false eyelashes, on which, with intense blinking, you can fly higher than Mount Fuji.
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Bright makeup that combines all the trends of the beauty industry at the same time.
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Tattoos that should be visible to others. The drawings on the body are dominated by geometric ornaments, as well as flora and fauna in the form of lilies, butterflies, birds and predatory animals frozen in flight.
We remember that this is not about an aged woman, but about a young, in fact, girl +- 30 years old, who is not yet alien to dreams of a sweet life. A woman-scoundrel in appearance, she is at the same time the girlfriend of a rapper, and an experienced housewife who has rewound the term, and an escort chick in a Dubai jacuzzi, but most importantly, a respectable mother of a family.
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The clothing style is dominated by a sporty style. If you see a girl in a plush tracksuit, stretched at the buttocks and knees, in corners or replicas of Balenciaga, then she is a Skuf girl.
It is worth mentioning the skufina hat separately. Here we cannot do without Sigismund Freud.
Skufin men, as a rule, are either skufi or do not have them at all (about personal life separately). Therefore, intimate life and the supposed pleasure of it, in the world of skufis are in great shortage. This leads to the projection of the desire to receive male dignity onto the hat. The hat of women – skufis has the shape of an elongated cone. It seems that they are trying to pierce the sky. However, this is nothing more than an unconscious desire and a direct hint “I need a man with great dignity.”
Skufina lifestyle
At first glance, a woman is a scoundrel, a copy of a man's scoundrel. Such a woman likes to lie on the couch with her stomach up and scroll through the tape, while simultaneously throwing various harmful garbage into her mouth. Days, weeks, centuries can pass like this.
But this is at first glance. If we look closely, we will understand that such a girl is super active. She is, in fact, the economic locomotive of her family. Skufini know how to work and do it selflessly. Moreover, the jobs can be different: from cashier to head of a department, workshop, company. That is, Skufini have social ambitions, and they know how to realize them. What can't be said about Skufini men.
Skufins need money for entertainment. Their places of power are saunas, karaoke bars, beaches. The soul of a Skufin demands a holiday, and cannot live without it.
Unable to go to places of leisure every day, the skuf and skufina reinforce each other's domestic alcoholism by drinking beer every evening.
Don't think that a woman is a scoundrel, she's some kind of marginal. She's usually a great housewife. That is, marinating, preserving, cooking, ironing, washing – it's her job. She'll also do the repairs herself, she'll never get tired of being a scoundrel.
Skufini also love family feasts, christenings, and various washings of large and not-so-large purchases.
Mental attitudes of the skufina
The Skuf woman has no doubt that she is loved by many and is exceptional. That only perverts live in the West, but at the same time, she adores everything Western. She reflexively crosses herself on the tops of domes, but does not know the difference between Orthodoxy and Catholicism. But these paradoxes do not bother her.
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For her, men are divided into suckers and normal guys. Her skuf during the spring and love times seemed to her to be a normal and promising guy, but at some point something went wrong. Therefore, in the skuf's camp there is a problematic husband and a child, with whom she does not really understand what to do.
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The words abuse and narcissism are not in her vocabulary. She abuses and manipulates whoever she wants. Without suffering from psychological reflection and political dissidence, she is happy. Such a person lives here and now. Such a person is an ideal consumer and an irreplaceable electorate. Scuffini are the most active part of the female population. Their energy supports factories and plants, the economy and the GDP of the state.
The most important thing is that such a woman is completely satisfied with herself. Looking in the mirror, she sees a beauty. Her optimism and energy give no reason to doubt this. Life really gives the skuffina a lot of emotions and impressions.
