Pork makes people's intimate lives harmonious

Argentine President Cristina Kirchner has made a powerful statement that could overturn the prevailing theory about aphrodisiacs.

According to this very attractive female politician, pork has the best effect on a person's sex life, and not champagne and oysters.

“Eating pork improves sexual performance. Besides, well-cooked pork tastes much better than Viagra,” Kirchner declared during a dinner with members of the Argentine business elite at the presidential palace. In response to puzzled looks, Cristina added that she had tested this theory in practice:
My husband and I enjoyed roast pork during our last vacation in Patagonia. Trust me, it produced impressive results.
During the ensuing discussion about aphrodisiacs, Kirchner announced that she had already commissioned a study on the subject. It showed that in Denmark and Japan—the world's leading per capita pork consumers—the sex lives of citizens are much more harmonious than, for example, in Muslim countries.

By the way
Italian scientists from the University of Florence came to a surprising conclusion in a study: drinking wine improves the quality of one's sex life. The study found that women who drink two glasses of wine daily experience orgasm and sexual satisfaction significantly more often than those who abstain from wine.

Just the fact
A study conducted by the British Royal Psychological Society yielded an interesting discovery. Scientists somehow calculated that couples achieve marital happiness two years, 11 months, and 8 days after their wedding.

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