A woman has been praised after revealing how she got ‘sweet revenge’ on her noisy neighbour who would play ‘trash music’ at maximum volume all day long.
A woman has been hailed for her ‘epic’ retaliation against a self-entitled neighbour who would keep her awake by blaring “trash music”.
She detailed how her neighbour would play music at full blast all day long – and refused to turn it off at night. Frustrated, the neighbours even contacted the police on him after hearing the music down the street past midnight and into the early hours of the morning.
Sharing her story on Reddit, she said: “In my block, we have this neighbour who is just the combination of every bad neighbour habit. The major complaint is the noise, this guy blasts trash music all day long, which would not be a problem if this guy respected the volume and time allowed.
“When my family called the police at 3am the police told us that the sound had already exceeded the permitted decibels since before the street began.
“But I guess money is not a problem for this guy, because he keeps doing it. Since everybody was calling the police on him because of the noise, he decided to call the police because of the noise… Of a newborn baby crying (when the policemen arrived they told the guy to f*** off, so that was a mini-win).”
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Adding to this, the woman alleges the neighbour is a “creep” who would peer into her window whenever she or her underage sister were in the bedroom. So, to teach him a lesson, she devised a plan to mess with him.
She added: “Since this dude is used to being awake during the night blasting terrible music, he sleeps basically all morning, and absolutely hates birds chirping because it wakes him up. You can literally hear him complaining and closing the windows when the birds start singing. So I decided to plan based on that.
“I asked every neighbour if they were ok with the birds chirping. The majority said they love it. Then I asked the detailing store if I could scatter some seeds on their roof to attract birds. The owner said absolutely yes, because the guy threw trash at the store’s roof, so every single week the owner had to clean the gutters.”
She started scattering the seeds every day at 5am on the store’s roof – and says she had an “full army of birds” in less than a week. She said: “I also started putting things like leaves, twigs, dog hair, and other things so the birds could build nests nearby. In my window, there’s also water for the birdies.”
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“Now, the most delicious part of my revenge, was when I decided the birds needed a little treat. I have a friend who breeds insects for people to feed their exotic pets, so I asked him for 100 crickets to feed the birds. He gave me an amazing discount and the next day, I was also scattering crickets in that roof.
“The birds started eating the crickets, but obviously they couldn’t eat them all, so the rest of the dozens of crickets that escaped, ran to the nearest shelter… The idiot’s open balcony.”
She continued, knowing full well he couldn’t harm the birds due to their protected status, by saying: “Now, my block is the only place in the ghetto where you can wake up every day like a Disney princess, with more than 30 birds chirping, and the sounds of a very distressed evil neighbour.”
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Commenting on her post, one user said: “Bonus to your cunning plan: play recorded bird songs on an outdoor speaker. It’s easy to find free bird songs online that you can download and play on a loop.”
Others shared their delight, with one commenting: “Every so often, somebody comes along with revenge so well thought out, so well executed it, so damn petty, makes me smile and laugh. And you’ve done that here.”
Meanwhile, another added: “This is a happy story! Thanks for sharing. No one is hurt or broke – just chirping birds.”
Sourse: www.express.co.uk
