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Discovering excrement on your rooftop is never a fortunate event.
Nobody would exclaim, “Goodness, there’s some waste on my roof; I believe I’ll purchase lottery tickets, as destiny clearly favors me today.”
At the very least, finding droppings atop your dwelling doesn’t typically culminate in an encounter with a mountain lion… typically.
A mountain lion perched on mossy stones during the spring season. (Getty Images)
Bill Dabney from Pasadena was among the unfortunate few who found droppings on their guest house roof, which consequently led to an encounter with a large feline.
“I glanced upward and observed feces on the roof,” Dabney recounted to KABC-TV. “There were approximately four distinct droppings.”
While I don’t dabble in numerology, those four separate deposits might have signaled impending peril… or perhaps it meant he would locate something he had misplaced earlier. Numerology often presents both favorable and unfavorable outcomes like these.
In this particular instance, there was indeed impending danger, and the guest house roof might not have been the only surface soiled.
“Suddenly, I glanced over, and a mountain lion was staring at me,” Dabney stated.
A cougar or mountain lion observing its potential prey. (iStock)
The implication here is that the mountain lion deposited its waste on Dabney’s guest house. I believe this is likely the scenario, as I cannot accept the notion that someone could discover four distinct droppings on their roof and subsequently have a completely unrelated mountain lion encounter.
That simply cannot occur. Not unless we are existing within a simulation that is experiencing significant malfunctions.
This particular mountain lion was not lingering to offer apologies or inquire if anyone inside could provide a spare square of toilet paper.
Another mountain lion was spotted in the vicinity a few days later, though it remains uncertain if it was the same animal. (Ezequiel Becerra/AFP)
“It was in a poised stance, as if preparing to pounce,” Dabney described, before admitting he promptly retreated. “Time to leave!” he exclaimed. “I turned and ran!”
As per the report, an additional mountain lion sighting occurred merely days after, although it’s ambiguous whether it was the identical creature.
Certainly, the definitive confirmation would be if it engaged in the act of leaving more “presents” at another guest house.