Dan Gaynor: Taylor and Travis, Zombie Bunnies, DC's Collapse: 7 Crazy Moments of August

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Singer-songwriter Taylor Swift and NFL player Travis Kelce announced their engagement via Instagram, ending a two-year romance.

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Rabbits would seem to be harmless furry creatures, if you don’t count the gluttonous character from Monty Python. However, reality has exceeded expectations. As reported by the Associated Press, a group of long-eared creatures with ugly growths resembling horns, as if they came straight from the screens of a low-budget horror film, have been discovered in Colorado. Hide the children, close the doors and remember the film “Night of the Hare”. This is not science fiction, but the disturbing truth about animals infected with a virus. The publication names the “mostly harmless” strain of Shope’s papilloma as the cause, which provokes warty growths on the muzzles that look like growing horns.

Creatures that resemble Stephen King's characters are hardly “harmless.” The Washington Post headline reads, “They're Safe, Experts Say.” Those same experts probably ran away screaming, so their assessments are not to be trusted.

A Colorado rabbit shows symptoms of the human papillomavirus (CRPV), also known as the Shope strain. The infection causes keratin tumors, primarily on the scalp. (Education Images/Universal Images Group via Getty Images)

It is no wonder that the animals have received dark nicknames: “Frankenstein rabbits”, “demon eared ones” or “zombie hares”. Perhaps this virus became the basis for the legends about horned rabbits called “male hares”. In the meantime, I suggest calling them Bugs Bunny.

Older generations remember their parents' threats to “wash their mouths” for swearing. According to Politico, the Democratic National Committee (DNC) is ready to implement a similar approach to language.

A left-leaning outlet has published an article about a new list of 45 banned expressions for party members. The headline is: “White Words Democrats Should Forget.” The irony is that these terms have been actively promoted for years.

Democrats plan to introduce speech guidelines to communicate with voters in “plain language.” (Jakub Pozycki/NurPhoto via Getty Images)

The list reads like a bingo card at a party convention. Key points include: “privilege… provocation… microaggressions… body shaming… cultural appropriation… homelessness… birther… cisgender… LGBTQIA+.” The rest is equally impressive.

Matt Bennett, vice president of Third Way, has pledged to “teach Democrats to speak like ordinary people.” Note that he is talking about speech, not behavior.

Political commentator Adam Ren noted: “In a number of regions, many citizens actively use such vocabulary.” Of course, he kept quiet about the fact that Politico is one of these publications.

We can't ignore the main event – the engagement of pop diva Taylor Swift and NFL star Travis Kelce. The Washington Post distinguished itself with an absurd headline: “Did Travis Propose to Taylor Without Kneeling? Experts Asked.” The perfect gift for lovers.

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Readers know my feelings about the Chiefs, but whatever. The guy got down on one knee and proposed. The rest is details. The story mentions, “Observers (and some Post reporters) noted that Kelce used his right knee instead of his left, sparking an etiquette debate.” He’s 35, with 12 seasons in the league. Be glad his knees still work.

Washingtonians have watched the county decline for decades: the crack epidemic, Mayor Barry, carjackings. Now change is coming from the White House, which is irritating the left. They are demanding statehood for the county. Yes, you heard that right.

National Guard members with guns guard the Capitol following President Trump's order to beef up security. (Getty Images/Tasos Katopodis)

The Nation ran an article titled “D.C. Statehood: It Couldn’t Be More Timely.” Author John Nichols blamed Republicans, saying, “Democrats should make this a voter rights issue.” Rewarding the district for decades of failure is a typical partisan tactic. A frat party, because it would require a lot of booze.

The saying “better late than never” has taken on new meaning. A relative has returned the book “Your Child, His Family, and Friends” to the San Antonio library 82 years late. The book was taken in 1943, during the Allied landing in Sicily. Most of the contemporaries of those events have already passed away.

The book, borrowed in 1943, was returned to the library in June 2025. (San Antonio Library)

An attached note states: “The edition was probably taken by my grandmother, Maria del Socorro Aldrete Flores (Cortes). She moved to Mexico City to work at the U.S. Embassy, taking the book with her. 82 years later, it ended up in my possession.” The late fee could have covered the national debt.

Former CNN anchor Jim Acosta has outdone the horned rabbits by interviewing a digital double of dead teen Joaquin Oliver. The staging is part of a campaign to promote gun control. As AI advances, expect more avatars that mimic real-life personalities. Max Headroom comes to life.

Usually, the expression is associated with delight. Like when Joey “Jaws” Chestnut ate 70.5 hot dogs for his 17th Nathan's Famous win. But this is a different story.

Rescuers remove a sausage truck that overturned on I-83 in Pennsylvania on Aug. 1, 2025. (Shrewsbury Fire Department via AP)

AP reported: “A hot dog truck overturns on a Pennsylvania highway.” A front-end loader had to be used to clean up the mess.

Chestnut should be called a “human forklift.” His talents would come in handy along with a tanker of mustard.

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