Dreams about the future, of course, are different for everyone. One wants to become a lawyer, another – an honest person :), the third – Casanova. However, as for the latter, even the eternal excellent student from the faculty of computational mathematics and cybernetics wants to be Casanova. Only he will never admit it, because he is sure in advance that this goal is unattainable for him. And in vain.
Of course, he would hardly have been able to cope with it in the old days, but today the Internet comes to his aid. All that remains is to follow a way of thinking and acting carefully developed by professionals.
In fact, you won't have to do much. The hardest part is finding a photo. Your own, however, won't do. Nor will a photo of Schwarzenegger – everyone has seen him, even from behind. However, the entire Internet is at your disposal: digging up a photo of an unknown young man with traces of a Mediterranean tan and many weeks of working out in a gym on his body won't be difficult. It's important not to overdo it – if the photo looks too “magazine-like”, you'll be immediately spotted.
Another important part of the preparatory stage is to post this photo on your home page. Now we go to the dating boards. The ad text should be long, detailed and contain as many meaningless romantic details as possible. Like that you like walking in the rain in October, eating fern root salad on the night of the full moon, or that you know Japanese. It is desirable that the ad mention a separate apartment. Not that all girls are so materialistic, but you need to somehow let them know that you are serious!
The content of future communication should consist mainly of compliments and stories. In a virtual compliment, the main thing is surprise. For example, if you communicated with a young lady only on the Internet, it would be ideal to tell her one day: “Today you look especially good.”
However, the topic of foreign cars and rally racing is better suited than others. Sigh furtively about the fact that it is absolutely impossible to move around the streets of your hometown with an automatic transmission. Ah! Again, it cannot be said that the girls around you really want a boyfriend with a “cool car”. It's just that a car is terribly romantic…
If you do all of the above wisely and in sufficient quantity, your inbox will soon be overflowing with emails and your chat friends will be hinting at a possible date.
So now the most important thing: if you are absolutely not sure of yourself and of her feelings – you should not agree under any circumstances. After all, when she sees you, she will immediately realize that the last time you went to the gym was in the 11th grade, when you completely failed the physical education exam, that you have only driven a car a couple of times in your life, when you took away a radio-controlled car from your little nephew, that a separate apartment is a room in a dormitory with four cheerful neighbors. And what will she think of you? So let's not upset the girl, and, having entered the shaky path of a virtual Casanova, let's come to terms with the fact that our Internet romance will be in absentia from beginning to end.
However, it's up to you to decide, what if?!
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